This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009!
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Senyumlah Selalu
SAPE HEBAT
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.
KELAS BI
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyakkat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adikjer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.
SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.
MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.
TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkautak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".
DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT , kerana telinganyadi masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa .....?"
Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
setelah diperiksa... .
Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
pula percuma..."
Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
Pesakit : "Huh
p/s
Mulakan hari dengan senyuman, kerana senyuman adalah ubat. Jangan tension2.
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.
KELAS BI
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyakkat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adikjer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.
SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.
MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.
TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkautak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".
DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT , kerana telinganyadi masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa .....?"
Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
setelah diperiksa... .
Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
pula percuma..."
Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
Pesakit : "Huh
p/s
Mulakan hari dengan senyuman, kerana senyuman adalah ubat. Jangan tension2.
Monday, June 08, 2009
How to detect hidden camera in the toilet
Check with your handphone, make sure that your handphone can still make a call before you enter a restroom.
And after entering into that particular toilet, if your phone cannot make a call out (this is due to the interference of fibre optic during implementation) , it means that there is a HIDDEN CAMERA inside, so be very cautious ladies!!
And after entering into that particular toilet, if your phone cannot make a call out (this is due to the interference of fibre optic during implementation) , it means that there is a HIDDEN CAMERA inside, so be very cautious ladies!!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
VERY INTERESTING!
Extracts of speech by Hafez A.B Mohamed: Director-General, Al Baraka Bank.
Demographics:
o World Jewish Population. 14 million
o Distribution: 7 m in America
5 m in Asia
2 m in Europe
100 thousand in Africa
o World Muslim Population: 1.5 billion
o Distribution: 1 billion in Asia/Mid-East
400 M in Africa
44 M in Europe
6 M in the Americas
o Every fifth human being is a Muslim.
o For every single Hindu there are two Muslims
o For every Buddhist there are two Muslims
o For every Jew there are 107 Muslims
o Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1.5 billion
Muslims
Why?
Here are some of the reasons.
Movers of Current History
o Albert Einstein Jewish
o Sigmund Freud Jewish
o Karl Marx Jewish
o Paul Samuelson Jewish
o Milton Friedman Jewish
Medical Milestones
o Vaccinating Needle: Benjamin Ruben Jewish
o Polio Vaccine Jonas Salk Jewish
o Leukaemia Drug Gertrude Elion Jewish
o Hepatitis B Baruch Blumberg Jewish
o Syphilis Drug Paul Ehrlich Jewish
o Neuro muscular Elie Metchnikoff Jewish
o Endocrinology Andrew Schally Jewish
o Cognitive therapy. Aaron Beck Jewish
o Contraceptive Pill Gregory Pincus Jewish
o Understanding of Human Eye. G. Wald Jewish
o Embryology. Stanley Cohen Jewish
o Kidney Dialysis Willem Kloffcame Jewish
Nobel Prize Winners
o In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes whilst
1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners
Inventions that changed History
o Micro- Processing Chip. Stanley Mezor Jewish
o Nuclear Chain Reactor Leo Sziland Jewish
o Optical Fibre Cable Peter Schultz Jewish
o Traffic Lights Charles Adler Jewish
o Stainless Steel Benno Strauss Jewish
o Sound Movies Isador Kisee Jewish
o Telephone Microphone Emile Berliner Jewish
o Video Tape Recorder Charles Ginsburg Jewish
Influential Global Business
o Polo Ralph Lauren Jewish
o Coca Cola Jewish
o Levi's Jeans Levi Strauss Jewish
o Sawbuck's Howard Schultz Jewish
o Google Sergey Brin Jewish
o Dell Computers Michael Dell Jewish
o Oracle Larry Ellison Jewish
o DKNY Donna Karan Jewish
o Baskin & Robbins Irv Robbins Jewish
o Dunkin Donuts Bill Rosenberg Jewish
Influential Intellectuals/Politicians
o Henry Kissinger , US Sec of State Jewish
o Richard Levin, PresidentYaleUniversity Jewish
o Alan Greenspan , US Federal Reserve Jewish
o Joseph Lieberman Jewish
o Madeleine Albright , US Sec of State Jewish
o CasperWeinberger , US Sec of Defence Jewish
o Maxim Litvinov , USSR Foreign Minister Jewish
o DavidMarshal , Singapore Chief Minister Jewish
o Isaacs Isaacs, Gov-GenAustralia Jewish
o Benjamin Disraeli, British Statesman Jewish
o Yevgeny Primakov, Russian PM Jewish
o Barry Goldwater , US Politician Jewish
o Jorge Sampaio, President Portugal Jewish
o Herb Gray, Canadian Deputy - PM Jewish
o Pierre Mendes, French PM Jewish
o Michael Howard, British Home Sec. Jewish
o Bruno Kriesky, Austrian Chancellor Jewish
o Robert Rubin , US Sec of Treasury Jewish
Global Media Influential
o Wolf Blitzer, CNN Jewish
o Barbara Walters ABC News Jewish
o EugeneMeyer , Washington Post Jewish
o Henry Grunwald, Time Magazine Jewish
o Katherine Graham , Washington Post Jewish
o Joseph Lelyeld, New York Times Jewish
o Max Frankel, New York Times Jewish
Global Philanthropists
o George Soros Jewish
o Walter Annenberg Jewish
Why are they powerful? why are Muslims powerless?
Here's another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge.
o In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500
universities.
o In USA alone, 5,758 universities
o In India alone, 8,407 universities
o Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top 500
Ranking Universities of the World
o Literacy in the Christian World 90%
o Literacy in the Muslim World 40%
o 15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100%
o Muslim majority - countries , None
o 98% in Christian countries completed primary
o Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary.
o 40% in Christian countries attended university
o In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended.
o Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims
o The USA has 5000 per million
o The Christian world 1000 technicians per million.
o Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million.
o Muslim World spends on research/development 0.2% of GDP
o Christian World spends 5 % of GDP
Conclusion.
o The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge.
Another way of testing the degree of knowledge is the degree of diffusing
knowledge.
o Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens
o Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens.
o In UK book titles per million is 2000
o In Egypt book titles per million is only 17
Conclusion.
o Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge
Applying Knowledge is another such test.
o Exports of high tech products from Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports.
o In Saudi Arabia is 0.2%
o Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3%
o Singapore alone is 68%
Conclusion.
o Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge.
What do you conclude? no need to tell the figures are speaking
themselves very loudly we are unable to listen
Advice:
Please educate yourself and your children. always promote education, don't
compromise on it, don't ignore your children's slightest misguidance from
education (and please, for God's Sake, don't use your personal contacts or
sources to promote your children in their education; if they fail, let them
and make them learn to pass; b/c if they can't do it now, they can't ever).
We are World's biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to identify and
explore our ownselves. Our victory is with our knowledge, our creativity,
our literacy...And nothing else.
....Wake up...
Demographics:
o World Jewish Population. 14 million
o Distribution: 7 m in America
5 m in Asia
2 m in Europe
100 thousand in Africa
o World Muslim Population: 1.5 billion
o Distribution: 1 billion in Asia/Mid-East
400 M in Africa
44 M in Europe
6 M in the Americas
o Every fifth human being is a Muslim.
o For every single Hindu there are two Muslims
o For every Buddhist there are two Muslims
o For every Jew there are 107 Muslims
o Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1.5 billion
Muslims
Why?
Here are some of the reasons.
Movers of Current History
o Albert Einstein Jewish
o Sigmund Freud Jewish
o Karl Marx Jewish
o Paul Samuelson Jewish
o Milton Friedman Jewish
Medical Milestones
o Vaccinating Needle: Benjamin Ruben Jewish
o Polio Vaccine Jonas Salk Jewish
o Leukaemia Drug Gertrude Elion Jewish
o Hepatitis B Baruch Blumberg Jewish
o Syphilis Drug Paul Ehrlich Jewish
o Neuro muscular Elie Metchnikoff Jewish
o Endocrinology Andrew Schally Jewish
o Cognitive therapy. Aaron Beck Jewish
o Contraceptive Pill Gregory Pincus Jewish
o Understanding of Human Eye. G. Wald Jewish
o Embryology. Stanley Cohen Jewish
o Kidney Dialysis Willem Kloffcame Jewish
Nobel Prize Winners
o In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes whilst
1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners
Inventions that changed History
o Micro- Processing Chip. Stanley Mezor Jewish
o Nuclear Chain Reactor Leo Sziland Jewish
o Optical Fibre Cable Peter Schultz Jewish
o Traffic Lights Charles Adler Jewish
o Stainless Steel Benno Strauss Jewish
o Sound Movies Isador Kisee Jewish
o Telephone Microphone Emile Berliner Jewish
o Video Tape Recorder Charles Ginsburg Jewish
Influential Global Business
o Polo Ralph Lauren Jewish
o Coca Cola Jewish
o Levi's Jeans Levi Strauss Jewish
o Sawbuck's Howard Schultz Jewish
o Google Sergey Brin Jewish
o Dell Computers Michael Dell Jewish
o Oracle Larry Ellison Jewish
o DKNY Donna Karan Jewish
o Baskin & Robbins Irv Robbins Jewish
o Dunkin Donuts Bill Rosenberg Jewish
Influential Intellectuals/Politicians
o Henry Kissinger , US Sec of State Jewish
o Richard Levin, PresidentYaleUniversity Jewish
o Alan Greenspan , US Federal Reserve Jewish
o Joseph Lieberman Jewish
o Madeleine Albright , US Sec of State Jewish
o CasperWeinberger , US Sec of Defence Jewish
o Maxim Litvinov , USSR Foreign Minister Jewish
o DavidMarshal , Singapore Chief Minister Jewish
o Isaacs Isaacs, Gov-GenAustralia Jewish
o Benjamin Disraeli, British Statesman Jewish
o Yevgeny Primakov, Russian PM Jewish
o Barry Goldwater , US Politician Jewish
o Jorge Sampaio, President Portugal Jewish
o Herb Gray, Canadian Deputy - PM Jewish
o Pierre Mendes, French PM Jewish
o Michael Howard, British Home Sec. Jewish
o Bruno Kriesky, Austrian Chancellor Jewish
o Robert Rubin , US Sec of Treasury Jewish
Global Media Influential
o Wolf Blitzer, CNN Jewish
o Barbara Walters ABC News Jewish
o EugeneMeyer , Washington Post Jewish
o Henry Grunwald, Time Magazine Jewish
o Katherine Graham , Washington Post Jewish
o Joseph Lelyeld, New York Times Jewish
o Max Frankel, New York Times Jewish
Global Philanthropists
o George Soros Jewish
o Walter Annenberg Jewish
Why are they powerful? why are Muslims powerless?
Here's another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge.
o In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500
universities.
o In USA alone, 5,758 universities
o In India alone, 8,407 universities
o Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top 500
Ranking Universities of the World
o Literacy in the Christian World 90%
o Literacy in the Muslim World 40%
o 15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100%
o Muslim majority - countries , None
o 98% in Christian countries completed primary
o Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary.
o 40% in Christian countries attended university
o In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended.
o Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims
o The USA has 5000 per million
o The Christian world 1000 technicians per million.
o Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million.
o Muslim World spends on research/development 0.2% of GDP
o Christian World spends 5 % of GDP
Conclusion.
o The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge.
Another way of testing the degree of knowledge is the degree of diffusing
knowledge.
o Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens
o Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens.
o In UK book titles per million is 2000
o In Egypt book titles per million is only 17
Conclusion.
o Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge
Applying Knowledge is another such test.
o Exports of high tech products from Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports.
o In Saudi Arabia is 0.2%
o Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3%
o Singapore alone is 68%
Conclusion.
o Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge.
What do you conclude? no need to tell the figures are speaking
themselves very loudly we are unable to listen
Advice:
Please educate yourself and your children. always promote education, don't
compromise on it, don't ignore your children's slightest misguidance from
education (and please, for God's Sake, don't use your personal contacts or
sources to promote your children in their education; if they fail, let them
and make them learn to pass; b/c if they can't do it now, they can't ever).
We are World's biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to identify and
explore our ownselves. Our victory is with our knowledge, our creativity,
our literacy...And nothing else.
....Wake up...
Monday, May 18, 2009
Let's Share a wonderful story
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth.. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in- law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in- law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!! !"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage..
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth.. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in- law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in- law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!! !"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage..
Monday, May 11, 2009
Amalan Mandi
KAJIAN terbaru berkaitan dengan mandi mendapati ia bukan saja bertujuan untuk membersihkan diri daripada kotoran, tetapi menjauhkan stress serta berperanan penting meningkatkan sistem kekebalan tubuh. Penyelidikan yang diterbitkan dalam New England Journal of Medicine menunjukkan penderita diabetes yang menghabiskan masa selama setengah jam berendam dalam air suam dapat menurunkan tingkat gula darah sekitar 13 peratus.
Kajian di Jepun pula menunjukkan 10 minit berendam dalam air panas dapat memperbaiki kesihatan jantung terutamanya untuk lelaki.
Berikut beberapa manfaat mandi kepada individu yang mengamalkannya.
Mengeluarkan racun:
Mandi air panas sekitar 32 hingga 35 darjah Celsius membuka ruang yang
dapat membantu mengeluarkan toksin. Mandi air panas membantu menurunkan
tingkat gula darah, menyembuhkan sakit otot dan membantu menjaga usus besar
supaya bekerja dengan baik. Waktu yang dianjurkan ialah selama 10 hingga 20
minit.
Mandi air sejuk sangat baik untuk meredakan ketegangan. Ia dapat
menyempitkan darah dan meningkatkan tingkat gula darah. Suhu yang
dianjurkan ialah sekitar 12 hingga 18 darjah Celsius.
Jangkitan kulit : Penyakit kulit tertentu seperti ruam atau gatal-gatal
boleh diatasi dengan menambahkan soda penaik (sodium bicarbonate) ke dalam
air mandian. Ia bertindak sebagai antiseptik. Isikan air ke bekas mandian
dan tambahkan soda penaik dan aduk sehingga rata. Digalakkan untuk berendam
selama 10 hingga 20 minit.
Selesema dan sakit kepala : Merendam kaki dalam air panas membantu
menyembuhkan selsema, sakit kepala dan menyegarkan kembali kaki yang lelah.
Masukkan air panas secukupnya dalam bekas sehingga menenggelamkan
pergelangan kaki kemudian tambahkan beberapa titis minyak seperti
lavender, peppermint atau lemon. Selepas basuh dengan air sejuk.Lakukannya
selama 10 hingga 20 minit.
Insomnia : Merendamkan kaki dalam air dingin sangat baik kepada anda. Yang mempunyai masalah imsonia atau memiliki masalah tidur. Masukkan kaki
sehingga ia merasa dingin. Perubatan ini berguna bagi kaki lelah,pendarahan
hidung, selsema dan sembelit.
Kajian di Jepun pula menunjukkan 10 minit berendam dalam air panas dapat memperbaiki kesihatan jantung terutamanya untuk lelaki.
Berikut beberapa manfaat mandi kepada individu yang mengamalkannya.
Mengeluarkan racun:
Mandi air panas sekitar 32 hingga 35 darjah Celsius membuka ruang yang
dapat membantu mengeluarkan toksin. Mandi air panas membantu menurunkan
tingkat gula darah, menyembuhkan sakit otot dan membantu menjaga usus besar
supaya bekerja dengan baik. Waktu yang dianjurkan ialah selama 10 hingga 20
minit.
Mandi air sejuk sangat baik untuk meredakan ketegangan. Ia dapat
menyempitkan darah dan meningkatkan tingkat gula darah. Suhu yang
dianjurkan ialah sekitar 12 hingga 18 darjah Celsius.
Jangkitan kulit : Penyakit kulit tertentu seperti ruam atau gatal-gatal
boleh diatasi dengan menambahkan soda penaik (sodium bicarbonate) ke dalam
air mandian. Ia bertindak sebagai antiseptik. Isikan air ke bekas mandian
dan tambahkan soda penaik dan aduk sehingga rata. Digalakkan untuk berendam
selama 10 hingga 20 minit.
Selesema dan sakit kepala : Merendam kaki dalam air panas membantu
menyembuhkan selsema, sakit kepala dan menyegarkan kembali kaki yang lelah.
Masukkan air panas secukupnya dalam bekas sehingga menenggelamkan
pergelangan kaki kemudian tambahkan beberapa titis minyak seperti
lavender, peppermint atau lemon. Selepas basuh dengan air sejuk.Lakukannya
selama 10 hingga 20 minit.
Insomnia : Merendamkan kaki dalam air dingin sangat baik kepada anda. Yang mempunyai masalah imsonia atau memiliki masalah tidur. Masukkan kaki
sehingga ia merasa dingin. Perubatan ini berguna bagi kaki lelah,pendarahan
hidung, selsema dan sembelit.
Friday, May 08, 2009
Kisah orang yang tiada emel
Seorang wanita memohon jawatan tukang sapu di MSC Cyberjaya. Pegawai di situ telah mengadakan temuduga dan meminta wanita itu menunjukkan caranya membersih lantai.. Lalu dia mengatakan “Anda diterima bekerja, berikan email anda, kami akan mengirim maklumat yang diperlukan.” Wanita itu menyatakan yang dia tidak memiliki komputer dan juga email. Penemuduga terus mengatakan bahawa tanpa email.. wanita itu tidak boleh diambil sebagai pekerja.
Wanita itu menerima keputusan itu dengan rasa kecewa dan hanya memiliki RM10. lalu dia pergi ke Supermarket terdekat dan membeli 10 kg sayur. Lalu dijualnya sayur tersebut dari pintu ke pintu dan habis dalam masa 2 jam saja. Dia mendapat untung sekali ganda.. Lalu diulanginya kerja tersebut dan menjadikannya sebagai pekerjaan tetapnya.. Setelah beberapa waktu.. dia mampu membeli Lamborghini dan mengembangkan perniagaannya dengan membuka beberapa supermarket di sekitar Kuala Lumpur.
Suatu hari.. dia terlintas untuk mengambil insurans untuk diri dan keluarganya… Dipanggilnya penjual insurans datang kepejabatnya…. Setelah bersetuju… Penjual insuran berkata.. “Minta email Puan…” “Oh.. maaf saya tidak ada komputer dan email” jawab wanita itu.
Penjual Insuran terkejut dan berkata “Aneh.. Puan mempunyai perniagaan yang besar, tapi tidak mempunyai komputer dan email. Bayangkan apa yang Puan boleh lakukan jika Puan memiliki komputer dan email.” Wanita itu menjawab: “Jadi tukang Sapu di MSC Cyberjaya”
Wanita itu menerima keputusan itu dengan rasa kecewa dan hanya memiliki RM10. lalu dia pergi ke Supermarket terdekat dan membeli 10 kg sayur. Lalu dijualnya sayur tersebut dari pintu ke pintu dan habis dalam masa 2 jam saja. Dia mendapat untung sekali ganda.. Lalu diulanginya kerja tersebut dan menjadikannya sebagai pekerjaan tetapnya.. Setelah beberapa waktu.. dia mampu membeli Lamborghini dan mengembangkan perniagaannya dengan membuka beberapa supermarket di sekitar Kuala Lumpur.
Suatu hari.. dia terlintas untuk mengambil insurans untuk diri dan keluarganya… Dipanggilnya penjual insurans datang kepejabatnya…. Setelah bersetuju… Penjual insuran berkata.. “Minta email Puan…” “Oh.. maaf saya tidak ada komputer dan email” jawab wanita itu.
Penjual Insuran terkejut dan berkata “Aneh.. Puan mempunyai perniagaan yang besar, tapi tidak mempunyai komputer dan email. Bayangkan apa yang Puan boleh lakukan jika Puan memiliki komputer dan email.” Wanita itu menjawab: “Jadi tukang Sapu di MSC Cyberjaya”
Monday, May 04, 2009
8C Buat Suami BENCI Isteri
First,sory klau de yg t'sggung..
2nd,sory klau repost..
just nk share dgn korg..
C1.
CABAR
Lelaki mempunyai ego mereka tersendiri. Jadi mereka tidak suka dicabar terutama sekali oleh wanita. Wanita perlu tahu batas tindakan mereka agar lelaki tidak rasa tercabar.
Isteri kalau bergaduh dengan suami mulalah kata “Kalau awak berani cubalah cari perempuan lain! Dr Fadillah kata JGN CABAR SUAMI… nanti suami buat betul-betul isteri juga yg putih mata…
C2.
CABUL
Cabul ni bermaksud keji dari segi perangai sehingga seseorang wanita itu langsung tidak malu. Misalnya bergaul bebas dgn lelaki yang bukan muhrim tanpa menghirau batas pergaulan.
Juga perbuatan & kata2 isteri yang tak sopan (isteri hilang sifat malu)seperti keluarkan kata2 yg tidak baik pada mertua…
C3.
CELUPAR
Wanita yg cantik akan kelihatan hodoh jika mulutnya celupar. Celupar lebih kurang cabul juga. Isteri selalu cakap yang tidak manis, selalu terlepas cakap pada suami sehingga membuat suami jauh hati.
C4.
COMOT
Terdapat wanita yg cantik tetapi comot. Comot ini samada melibatkan wajah wanita itu, penampilannya yg selekeh, kerja yg dilakukan serta tindak-tanduknya. Contohnya, isteri bila nak keluar rumah baru nak bersolek dan comel tapi kat rumah comot. Suami pula di tempat kerja asyik pulak nampak yg comel2 aje… Ada isteri kata - mekap untuk suami, tapi kat rumah tak praktik pun.
C5.
CEMBURU
Cemburu perlu dalam sesuatu hubungan. Tetapi wanita yg terlampau cemburu hingga pasangannya merasa terkongkong akan membawa padah kepada perhubungan mereka. Ini membuatkan lelaki akan rasa diri mereka tidak dipercayai. Suami lemas kalau isteri cemburu berlebih-lebihan… sikit2 dok telefon suami kat tempat kerja. Suami baru balik kerja dah kita tanya macam-macam.
Suami balik lewat overtime dah syak yg bukan2…
C6.
CEREWET
Kata ulama hati wanita terletak pada mulutnya. Oleh itu wanita perlu mengawal percakapannya. Suami tak suka bila isteri cerewet tak bertempat. Contohnya kalau suami bawa makan luar, isteri nak tempat yang class2 aje. Restoran nak ada air-cond aje.
C7.
CINCAI
Buat kerja rumah cincai, masak cincai, kemas rumah cincai, jaga anak cincai. Dr Fadillah kata suami paling benci bila isteri cincai jaga anak… anak dah masuk longkang tapi mak dok lepak depan tv lagi….
C8 CUAI
Kebiasaan lelaki tidak suka jika pasangannya cuai terutama apabila ia melibatkan masa.. Misalnya apabila suami menetapkan keluar jam 3 tetapi pada masa yg ditetapkan isteri masih sibuk bersiap, bersolek, mengemas. Ini akan membuatkan mereka benci kerana situasi sebegini.
8C ini lambang keperibadian muslimah yang lemah akhlaknya. Berpelajaran tinggi belum tentu tinggi akhlaknya. Tapi kita insan yg mudah lupa & lalai… ada masa2 tertentu, mungkin juga kerana sifat suami & keadaan sekeliling yang buat kita mempunyai salah satu ciri2 8C tu.
Renung2kanlah dan selamat beramal…..
2nd,sory klau repost..
just nk share dgn korg..
C1.
CABAR
Lelaki mempunyai ego mereka tersendiri. Jadi mereka tidak suka dicabar terutama sekali oleh wanita. Wanita perlu tahu batas tindakan mereka agar lelaki tidak rasa tercabar.
Isteri kalau bergaduh dengan suami mulalah kata “Kalau awak berani cubalah cari perempuan lain! Dr Fadillah kata JGN CABAR SUAMI… nanti suami buat betul-betul isteri juga yg putih mata…
C2.
CABUL
Cabul ni bermaksud keji dari segi perangai sehingga seseorang wanita itu langsung tidak malu. Misalnya bergaul bebas dgn lelaki yang bukan muhrim tanpa menghirau batas pergaulan.
Juga perbuatan & kata2 isteri yang tak sopan (isteri hilang sifat malu)seperti keluarkan kata2 yg tidak baik pada mertua…
C3.
CELUPAR
Wanita yg cantik akan kelihatan hodoh jika mulutnya celupar. Celupar lebih kurang cabul juga. Isteri selalu cakap yang tidak manis, selalu terlepas cakap pada suami sehingga membuat suami jauh hati.
C4.
COMOT
Terdapat wanita yg cantik tetapi comot. Comot ini samada melibatkan wajah wanita itu, penampilannya yg selekeh, kerja yg dilakukan serta tindak-tanduknya. Contohnya, isteri bila nak keluar rumah baru nak bersolek dan comel tapi kat rumah comot. Suami pula di tempat kerja asyik pulak nampak yg comel2 aje… Ada isteri kata - mekap untuk suami, tapi kat rumah tak praktik pun.
C5.
CEMBURU
Cemburu perlu dalam sesuatu hubungan. Tetapi wanita yg terlampau cemburu hingga pasangannya merasa terkongkong akan membawa padah kepada perhubungan mereka. Ini membuatkan lelaki akan rasa diri mereka tidak dipercayai. Suami lemas kalau isteri cemburu berlebih-lebihan… sikit2 dok telefon suami kat tempat kerja. Suami baru balik kerja dah kita tanya macam-macam.
Suami balik lewat overtime dah syak yg bukan2…
C6.
CEREWET
Kata ulama hati wanita terletak pada mulutnya. Oleh itu wanita perlu mengawal percakapannya. Suami tak suka bila isteri cerewet tak bertempat. Contohnya kalau suami bawa makan luar, isteri nak tempat yang class2 aje. Restoran nak ada air-cond aje.
C7.
CINCAI
Buat kerja rumah cincai, masak cincai, kemas rumah cincai, jaga anak cincai. Dr Fadillah kata suami paling benci bila isteri cincai jaga anak… anak dah masuk longkang tapi mak dok lepak depan tv lagi….
C8 CUAI
Kebiasaan lelaki tidak suka jika pasangannya cuai terutama apabila ia melibatkan masa.. Misalnya apabila suami menetapkan keluar jam 3 tetapi pada masa yg ditetapkan isteri masih sibuk bersiap, bersolek, mengemas. Ini akan membuatkan mereka benci kerana situasi sebegini.
8C ini lambang keperibadian muslimah yang lemah akhlaknya. Berpelajaran tinggi belum tentu tinggi akhlaknya. Tapi kita insan yg mudah lupa & lalai… ada masa2 tertentu, mungkin juga kerana sifat suami & keadaan sekeliling yang buat kita mempunyai salah satu ciri2 8C tu.
Renung2kanlah dan selamat beramal…..
Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
Monday, April 27, 2009
--.::FOUR::.--
The Holy Prophet (SAW) Said:
Four things that make your body sick:
a) Excessive talking
b) Excessive sleeping
c) Excessive eating and
d) Excessive meeting other people
Four things that destroys the body:
a) Worrying
b) Sorrow (Sadness/Grief)
c) Hunger
d) Sleeping late in the night
Four things that dry the face & take away its happiness:
a) Lying
b) Being disrespectful / impudent (insisting on something wrong knowingly)
c) Arguing without adequate knowledge & Information.
d) Excessive immorality (doing something wrong without fear).
Four things that increases the wetness of face & its happiness:
a) Piety
b) Loyalty
c) Generosity (being kind)
d) To be helpful to others without he/she asking for that.
Four things that stop the Rizq (Sustenance) :
a) Sleeping in the morning (from Fajr to sunrise)
b) Not Performing Namaz or Ir-regular in Prayers
c) Laziness / Idleness
d) Treachery / Dishonesty
Four things that bring / increase the Rizq:
a) Staying up in the night for prayers.
b) Excessive Repentance
c) Regular Charity
d) Zikr (Remembrance of Allah / God).
Four things that make your body sick:
a) Excessive talking
b) Excessive sleeping
c) Excessive eating and
d) Excessive meeting other people
Four things that destroys the body:
a) Worrying
b) Sorrow (Sadness/Grief)
c) Hunger
d) Sleeping late in the night
Four things that dry the face & take away its happiness:
a) Lying
b) Being disrespectful / impudent (insisting on something wrong knowingly)
c) Arguing without adequate knowledge & Information.
d) Excessive immorality (doing something wrong without fear).
Four things that increases the wetness of face & its happiness:
a) Piety
b) Loyalty
c) Generosity (being kind)
d) To be helpful to others without he/she asking for that.
Four things that stop the Rizq (Sustenance) :
a) Sleeping in the morning (from Fajr to sunrise)
b) Not Performing Namaz or Ir-regular in Prayers
c) Laziness / Idleness
d) Treachery / Dishonesty
Four things that bring / increase the Rizq:
a) Staying up in the night for prayers.
b) Excessive Repentance
c) Regular Charity
d) Zikr (Remembrance of Allah / God).
Friday, April 17, 2009
Fast Fact Collections
cont..
51.A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
52.A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
53.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
54.A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.
55.A cucumber is 96% water.
56.A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout.
57.A day on the planet Mercury is twice as long as its year.
58.A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
59.A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
60.A device invented sometime around the time of the birth of Jesus as a primitive steam engine by the Greek engineer Hero is used today as a rotating sprinkler.
61.A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.
62.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
63.A dog can hear high frequency sounds, which a human ear cannot.
64.A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.
65.A dragonfly can fly 25 mph.
66.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
67.A dragonfly is also known as "devil's darning needle", "horse stinger" and "devil's steelyard".
68.A Fag is to work hard or to tire by strenuous activity and cigarettes are sometimes called Fags
69.A fagot is a bundle of sticks or a bundle of pieces of wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or hammering at high temperature.
70.A father Emperor penguin withstands the Antarctic cold for 60 days or more to protect his eggs, which he keeps on his feet, covered with a feathered flap. During this entire time he doesn't eat a thing. Most father penguins lose about 25 pounds while they wait for their babies to hatch. Afterward, they feed the chicks a special liquid from their throats. When the mother penguins return to care for the young, the fathers go to sea to eat and rest.
71.A father sea catfish keeps the eggs of his young in his mouth until they are ready to hatch. He will not eat until his young are born, which may take several weeks.
72.A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
73.A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
74.A female swine or sow will always have an even number of teats or nipples.
75.A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.
76.A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.
77.A fish's memory span is 3 seconds.
78.A five and a half year old weighing 250 pounds was exhibited at a meeting of the Physical Society of Vienna on December 4, 1894. She ate a normal diet and was otherwise in good health. The problem: she wasn't able to sweat.
79.A flea can jump 350 times is own body length. (say..you jumping the length of a soccer field)thanx seraph
80.A flock of sheep grazed during Woodrow Wilson's term. Their wool was sold to raise money for the Red Cross during World War I.
81.A fly always jumps backwards for a quick getaway when you try to hit it.
82.A fly hums in the middle octave, key F.
83.A foal is a baby horse.
84.A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon.
85.A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.
86.A full-grown pumpkin has about 15 miles of roots.
87.A ghost writer pens an anonymous book.
88.A giant squid has eyes that can grow up to 20 inches in diameter. (Now think of how big your computer screen is..)
89.A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can.
90.A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. i know some people who can do some amazing stuff too.
91.A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
92.A googol is a 1 followed by 100 zeros. Mathematician Edward Kasner supposedly asked his nephew Milton Sirotta to suggest a name for the number, and he came up with this word.
93.A grasshopper needs a minimum temperature of 62 degrees Fahrenheit in order to be able to hop.
94.A group od geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group in the air is a skein.
95.A group of crows is called a murder.
96.A hamlet is a village without a church and a town is not a city until it has a cathedral.
97.A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
98.A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
99.A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.
100.A hedgehog's heart beats 190 times a minute on average and drops to only 20 beats per minute during hibernation.
TBC..
51.A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
52.A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
53.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
54.A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.
55.A cucumber is 96% water.
56.A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout.
57.A day on the planet Mercury is twice as long as its year.
58.A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
59.A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
60.A device invented sometime around the time of the birth of Jesus as a primitive steam engine by the Greek engineer Hero is used today as a rotating sprinkler.
61.A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.
62.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
63.A dog can hear high frequency sounds, which a human ear cannot.
64.A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.
65.A dragonfly can fly 25 mph.
66.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
67.A dragonfly is also known as "devil's darning needle", "horse stinger" and "devil's steelyard".
68.A Fag is to work hard or to tire by strenuous activity and cigarettes are sometimes called Fags
69.A fagot is a bundle of sticks or a bundle of pieces of wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or hammering at high temperature.
70.A father Emperor penguin withstands the Antarctic cold for 60 days or more to protect his eggs, which he keeps on his feet, covered with a feathered flap. During this entire time he doesn't eat a thing. Most father penguins lose about 25 pounds while they wait for their babies to hatch. Afterward, they feed the chicks a special liquid from their throats. When the mother penguins return to care for the young, the fathers go to sea to eat and rest.
71.A father sea catfish keeps the eggs of his young in his mouth until they are ready to hatch. He will not eat until his young are born, which may take several weeks.
72.A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
73.A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
74.A female swine or sow will always have an even number of teats or nipples.
75.A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.
76.A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.
77.A fish's memory span is 3 seconds.
78.A five and a half year old weighing 250 pounds was exhibited at a meeting of the Physical Society of Vienna on December 4, 1894. She ate a normal diet and was otherwise in good health. The problem: she wasn't able to sweat.
79.A flea can jump 350 times is own body length. (say..you jumping the length of a soccer field)thanx seraph
80.A flock of sheep grazed during Woodrow Wilson's term. Their wool was sold to raise money for the Red Cross during World War I.
81.A fly always jumps backwards for a quick getaway when you try to hit it.
82.A fly hums in the middle octave, key F.
83.A foal is a baby horse.
84.A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon.
85.A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.
86.A full-grown pumpkin has about 15 miles of roots.
87.A ghost writer pens an anonymous book.
88.A giant squid has eyes that can grow up to 20 inches in diameter. (Now think of how big your computer screen is..)
89.A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can.
90.A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. i know some people who can do some amazing stuff too.
91.A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
92.A googol is a 1 followed by 100 zeros. Mathematician Edward Kasner supposedly asked his nephew Milton Sirotta to suggest a name for the number, and he came up with this word.
93.A grasshopper needs a minimum temperature of 62 degrees Fahrenheit in order to be able to hop.
94.A group od geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group in the air is a skein.
95.A group of crows is called a murder.
96.A hamlet is a village without a church and a town is not a city until it has a cathedral.
97.A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
98.A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
99.A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.
100.A hedgehog's heart beats 190 times a minute on average and drops to only 20 beats per minute during hibernation.
TBC..
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Tazkirah April
SUFYAN ats-Tsauri, seorang ulama hadis yang terkemuka, menyatakan ada
10 perkara yang termasuk dalam kategori sia-sia, iaitu:
1. Lelaki atau wanita yang berdoa untuk dirinya sendiri, tetapi tidak dimohonkannya
doa untuk ibu bapanya sendiri dan kaum Muslimin.
2. Orang yang sering membaca al-Quran, tetapi tidak membaca secara tertib hingga 100 ayat setiap hari.
3. Lelaki yang masuk ke dalam masjid, kemudian dia keluar kembali dari masjid tanpa mengerjakan solat tahyatul masjid.
4. Orang yang melewati tanah perkuburan, tetapi tidak mengucapkan salam kepada penghuni kubur dan tidak mendoakan untuk keselamatan arwah mereka.
5.Lelaki yang masuk pada hari Jumaat ke suatu kota, kemudian dia keluar dari kota itu tanpa mengerjakan solat Jumaat berjemaah.
6. Lelaki atau wanita yang tinggal dalam suatu lingkungan dengan seorang ulama,tetapi dia tidak mempergunakan kesempatan itu untuk menambah ilmu.
7.Dua lelaki yang bersahabat, tetapi mereka tidak saling menanyakan keadaan masing-masing dan keluarganya.
8. Lelaki yang mengundang seseorang menjadi tetamunya, tetapi tidak diacuhkan dan tidak dilayani tetamunya itu.
9. Pemuda yang menjadikan zaman mudanya berlalu begitu saja tanpa memanfaatkan waktu berharga untuk menuntut ilmu dan meningkatkan budi pekerti.
10. Orang yang tidak menyedari tetangganya yang merintih lantaran kelaparan, sedang dia sendiri makan kekenyangan di dalam rumah.
10 perkara yang termasuk dalam kategori sia-sia, iaitu:
1. Lelaki atau wanita yang berdoa untuk dirinya sendiri, tetapi tidak dimohonkannya
doa untuk ibu bapanya sendiri dan kaum Muslimin.
2. Orang yang sering membaca al-Quran, tetapi tidak membaca secara tertib hingga 100 ayat setiap hari.
3. Lelaki yang masuk ke dalam masjid, kemudian dia keluar kembali dari masjid tanpa mengerjakan solat tahyatul masjid.
4. Orang yang melewati tanah perkuburan, tetapi tidak mengucapkan salam kepada penghuni kubur dan tidak mendoakan untuk keselamatan arwah mereka.
5.Lelaki yang masuk pada hari Jumaat ke suatu kota, kemudian dia keluar dari kota itu tanpa mengerjakan solat Jumaat berjemaah.
6. Lelaki atau wanita yang tinggal dalam suatu lingkungan dengan seorang ulama,tetapi dia tidak mempergunakan kesempatan itu untuk menambah ilmu.
7.Dua lelaki yang bersahabat, tetapi mereka tidak saling menanyakan keadaan masing-masing dan keluarganya.
8. Lelaki yang mengundang seseorang menjadi tetamunya, tetapi tidak diacuhkan dan tidak dilayani tetamunya itu.
9. Pemuda yang menjadikan zaman mudanya berlalu begitu saja tanpa memanfaatkan waktu berharga untuk menuntut ilmu dan meningkatkan budi pekerti.
10. Orang yang tidak menyedari tetangganya yang merintih lantaran kelaparan, sedang dia sendiri makan kekenyangan di dalam rumah.
Friday, March 27, 2009
LAWAK
Below jokes will have typical Chinese/Singapore slang like 'la' 'lo' 'ma'. All these have no particular meaning except to add more spice to the conversation.
Story 1:
Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Story 2:
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
Story 3:
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Story 4:
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Story 5:
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!
Story 6:
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Story 7:
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Story 8:
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....
Story 9:
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
" What did you get?" asked his father.
" My marks are under water," said the boy.
" What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level."
copy from:
George Chan-MMU
Story 1:
Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Story 2:
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
Story 3:
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Story 4:
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Story 5:
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!
Story 6:
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Story 7:
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Story 8:
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....
Story 9:
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
" What did you get?" asked his father.
" My marks are under water," said the boy.
" What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level."
copy from:
George Chan-MMU
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Benefits of eating PETAI..
ADVICE FROM UKM MEDICAL DOCTOR
Little did you know ...... After reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at petai in the same way again!
Petai contains three natural sugars -sucrose, fructose and glucose. Combined with fiber, petai gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proved that just two servings of petai provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder petai is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way petai can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating petai. This is because petai contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS(premenstrual syndrome):
Forget the pills - eat petai. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anaemia:
High in iron, petai can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the petai industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power :
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating petai at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation:
High in fiber, including petai in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a petai milkshake, sweetened with honey. The petai calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Petai has a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating petai for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness :
Snacking on petai between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites :
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of the petai skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves:
Petai is high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight:
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
Petai is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control :
Many other cultures see petai as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In hoiland, for example, pregnant women eat petai to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) :
Petai can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.
Smoking:
Petai can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium petai snack.
Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, " eating petai as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%".
Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of petai and place it on the wart. Carefully hold the petai in place with a plaster or surgical tape!
So, as you can see, petai really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A Petai a day keeps the doctor away". PM Dr.Aminuddin AHK Dept.of Physiology
Medical faculty of UKM Kuala Lumpur
Tel:6(03)40405157
fax:6(03)26939687
Little did you know ...... After reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at petai in the same way again!
Petai contains three natural sugars -sucrose, fructose and glucose. Combined with fiber, petai gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proved that just two servings of petai provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder petai is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way petai can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating petai. This is because petai contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS(premenstrual syndrome):
Forget the pills - eat petai. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anaemia:
High in iron, petai can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the petai industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power :
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating petai at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation:
High in fiber, including petai in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a petai milkshake, sweetened with honey. The petai calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Petai has a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating petai for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness :
Snacking on petai between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites :
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of the petai skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves:
Petai is high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight:
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
Petai is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control :
Many other cultures see petai as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In hoiland, for example, pregnant women eat petai to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) :
Petai can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.
Smoking:
Petai can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium petai snack.
Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, " eating petai as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%".
Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of petai and place it on the wart. Carefully hold the petai in place with a plaster or surgical tape!
So, as you can see, petai really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A Petai a day keeps the doctor away". PM Dr.Aminuddin AHK Dept.of Physiology
Medical faculty of UKM Kuala Lumpur
Tel:6(03)40405157
fax:6(03)26939687
Monday, March 09, 2009
TANDA FIRASAT TAHI LALAT
bibir atas kanan=banyak rezeki, pandai
bibir atas kiri=ramai kawan, baik hati
bibir bawah kanan=disegani orang, ramai yg suka
bibir bawah kiri=pandai bicara, tak mudah kalah
leher kanan=cerdas, jujur, berani menderita
leher kiri=cerdas dlm segala hal dan banyak pengetahuan
leher di tengah=tercapai cita-cita
biji mata kanan=suka serong dan pembohong
biji mata kiri=pembohong tetapi baik hati
hujung mata kanan=baik hati, sopan santun, cerdas
hujung mata kiri=baik budi, murah rezeki
punggung kanan=agak mengalami kesulitan
punggung kiri=malas dan suka duduk
betis kanan=suka berhibur, boros
betis kiri=rajin,tidak suka menganggur
lutut kanan=bersikap tidak peduli dan tak mahu berusaha
lutut kiri=kurang kuat berusaha
kepala sebelah kanan=terkabul cita-cita
kepala sebelah kiri=sering menemui kesusahan
kepala sebelah belakang=jujur, sabar dan tekun
kening kanan=cerdas dan cekap
kening kiri=cerdas, sopan santun
tengah kening=keras hati, berani segala hal
hujung mulut kanan=kecil rezeki, tak mudah kalah
hujung mulut kiri=suka berpoya-poya
ketiak kanan=dapat menyimpan rahsia
ketiak kiri=jujur, banyak yang cinta
pergelangan kaki kanan=suka berpergian (keluar rumah)
pergelangan kaki kiri=kehendak kuat
batang hidung=banyak dicintai orang dan dapat menjadi kaya
pada hidung=banyak rezeki
dagu bawah kanan=jujur dan baik hati
dagu bawah kiri=bijak sana dan berbudi luhur
tumit kanan=jujur dan banyak kawan
tumit kiri=baik budi
alis kanan=suka menolong, baik hati
alis kiri=ramai yang suka
pangkal peha kanan=kemahuan kuat
pangkal peha kiri=suka kerja apa pun
telapak kaki kanan=tak mudah mengeluh
jari kaki kanan=suka menolong
jari kaki kiri=berbudi, suka berbuat baik
bahu kanan=cermat dlm membuat keputusan, banyak tanggungan
bahu kiri=suka kerja keras, banyak tanggungjawab
lengan kanan=setia dan taat pada atasan
lengan kiri=menepati janji dan rajin
pipi kanan=ramai teman
tengah-tengah pipi kanan=ramai yg suka
tengah-tengah pipi kiri=ramai teman
ubun-ubun=kurang jujur
pusat=cerdas, tangkas, tekun
pusat bahagian kanan=sejahtera dalam hidup
pusat bahagian kiri=beroleh kemuliaan
pinggang kanan=sayang pada pasangan hidup
pinggang kiri=disayang pasangan hidup
dada kanan=dapat mengatasi masalah
dada kiri=berani, jujur dan sabar
telapak kaki kanan=tidak mudah mengeluh
telapak kaki kiri=baik budi pekertinya
siku tangan kanan=kuat ingin memiliki kekayaan
siku tangan kiri=baik hati, suka menolong
jari tangan kanan=serba beroleh keuntungan
jari tangan kiri=serba baik bekerja
jari telapak tangan kanan=banyak rezeki tapi boros
jari telapak tangan kiri=banyak rezeki dan cermat
pergelangan tangan kanan=boros, suka bersukaria
pergelangan tangan kiri=dapat berpangkat
perut bawah kanan=banyak rezeki, suka memberi maaf
perut bawah kiri=baik hati, tenang hidupnya
sudut mata kanan dalam=disayang suami atau isteri
sudut mata kiri dalam=tidak mudah dilupakan pasangan
sudut mata kanan luar=baik budi, ramai yg cinta
pelipis kiri=murah rezeki, dpt jadi kaya
pelipis kanan=serba berhasil dalam usaha
kelopak mata kanan atas=baik hati, ramah, berjaya
kelopak mata kiri atas=baik budi, ramai yg suka
kelopak mata kanan bawah=agak malas
kelopak mata kiri bawah=agak bodoh, kurang bijaksana
bibir atas kiri=ramai kawan, baik hati
bibir bawah kanan=disegani orang, ramai yg suka
bibir bawah kiri=pandai bicara, tak mudah kalah
leher kanan=cerdas, jujur, berani menderita
leher kiri=cerdas dlm segala hal dan banyak pengetahuan
leher di tengah=tercapai cita-cita
biji mata kanan=suka serong dan pembohong
biji mata kiri=pembohong tetapi baik hati
hujung mata kanan=baik hati, sopan santun, cerdas
hujung mata kiri=baik budi, murah rezeki
punggung kanan=agak mengalami kesulitan
punggung kiri=malas dan suka duduk
betis kanan=suka berhibur, boros
betis kiri=rajin,tidak suka menganggur
lutut kanan=bersikap tidak peduli dan tak mahu berusaha
lutut kiri=kurang kuat berusaha
kepala sebelah kanan=terkabul cita-cita
kepala sebelah kiri=sering menemui kesusahan
kepala sebelah belakang=jujur, sabar dan tekun
kening kanan=cerdas dan cekap
kening kiri=cerdas, sopan santun
tengah kening=keras hati, berani segala hal
hujung mulut kanan=kecil rezeki, tak mudah kalah
hujung mulut kiri=suka berpoya-poya
ketiak kanan=dapat menyimpan rahsia
ketiak kiri=jujur, banyak yang cinta
pergelangan kaki kanan=suka berpergian (keluar rumah)
pergelangan kaki kiri=kehendak kuat
batang hidung=banyak dicintai orang dan dapat menjadi kaya
pada hidung=banyak rezeki
dagu bawah kanan=jujur dan baik hati
dagu bawah kiri=bijak sana dan berbudi luhur
tumit kanan=jujur dan banyak kawan
tumit kiri=baik budi
alis kanan=suka menolong, baik hati
alis kiri=ramai yang suka
pangkal peha kanan=kemahuan kuat
pangkal peha kiri=suka kerja apa pun
telapak kaki kanan=tak mudah mengeluh
jari kaki kanan=suka menolong
jari kaki kiri=berbudi, suka berbuat baik
bahu kanan=cermat dlm membuat keputusan, banyak tanggungan
bahu kiri=suka kerja keras, banyak tanggungjawab
lengan kanan=setia dan taat pada atasan
lengan kiri=menepati janji dan rajin
pipi kanan=ramai teman
tengah-tengah pipi kanan=ramai yg suka
tengah-tengah pipi kiri=ramai teman
ubun-ubun=kurang jujur
pusat=cerdas, tangkas, tekun
pusat bahagian kanan=sejahtera dalam hidup
pusat bahagian kiri=beroleh kemuliaan
pinggang kanan=sayang pada pasangan hidup
pinggang kiri=disayang pasangan hidup
dada kanan=dapat mengatasi masalah
dada kiri=berani, jujur dan sabar
telapak kaki kanan=tidak mudah mengeluh
telapak kaki kiri=baik budi pekertinya
siku tangan kanan=kuat ingin memiliki kekayaan
siku tangan kiri=baik hati, suka menolong
jari tangan kanan=serba beroleh keuntungan
jari tangan kiri=serba baik bekerja
jari telapak tangan kanan=banyak rezeki tapi boros
jari telapak tangan kiri=banyak rezeki dan cermat
pergelangan tangan kanan=boros, suka bersukaria
pergelangan tangan kiri=dapat berpangkat
perut bawah kanan=banyak rezeki, suka memberi maaf
perut bawah kiri=baik hati, tenang hidupnya
sudut mata kanan dalam=disayang suami atau isteri
sudut mata kiri dalam=tidak mudah dilupakan pasangan
sudut mata kanan luar=baik budi, ramai yg cinta
pelipis kiri=murah rezeki, dpt jadi kaya
pelipis kanan=serba berhasil dalam usaha
kelopak mata kanan atas=baik hati, ramah, berjaya
kelopak mata kiri atas=baik budi, ramai yg suka
kelopak mata kanan bawah=agak malas
kelopak mata kiri bawah=agak bodoh, kurang bijaksana
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