Assalamualaikum...
Kata Ibnu Qayyim - 10 Jenis Tangis·
Menangis kerana terlalu sedih.·
Menangis kerana terasa hina dan lemah·
Menangis untuk mendapat belas kasihan orang·
Menangis kerana mengikut-ikut orang menangis·
Menangis orang munafik - pura-pura menangis·
Menangis kerana kasih sayang & kelembutan hati·
Menangis kerana rasa takut·
Menangis kerana cinta·
Menangis kerana gembira·
Menangis kerana menghadapi penderitaan.
"..Dan bahawasanya DIA lah yang menjadikan orang tertawa dan menangis." (AnNajm : 43)
Jadi, Allah lah yang menciptakan ketawa dan tangis, serta menciptakan sebab tercetusnya. Banyak air mata telah mengalir di dunia ini. Sumber nya dari mata mengalir ke pipi terus jatuh ke bumi. Mata itu kecil namun ia tidak pernah kering ia berlaku setiap hari tanpa putus-putus. Sepertilah sungai yang mengalir ke laut tidak pernah berhenti?.kalaulah air mata itu di tampung banjirlah dunia ini.
Tangis tercela atau terpuji ?? Ada tangisan yang sangat di cela umpamanya meratapi mayat dengan meraung dan memukul-mukul dada atau merobek-robek pakaian. Ada pula tangisan sangat-sangat di puji dan di tuntut iaitu tangisan kerana menginsafi dosa-dosa yang silam atau tangis kerana takut akan azab dan siksa Allah.
Tangisan dapat memadamkan api Neraka "Rasulullah saw bersabda : Tidaklah mata seseorang menitiskan air mata kecuali Allah akan mengharamkan tubuhnya dari api neraka. Dan apabila air matanya mengalir ke pipi maka wajahnya tidak akan terkotori oleh debu kehinaan, apabila seorang daripada suatu kaum menangis, maka kaum itu akan di rahmati. Tidaklah ada sesuatupun yang tak mempunyai kadar dan balasan kecuali air mata. Sesungguhnya air mata dapat memadamkan lautan api neraka."
Air mata taubat Nabi Adam a.s Beliau menangis selama 300 tahun tanpa mendonggak ke langit tersangat takut dan hibanya terhadap dosa yang telah ia lakukan.Dia bersujud di atas gunung dan air matanya mengalir di jurang Serandip. Dari air matanya itulah Allah telah menumbuhkan pohon kayu manis dan pohon bunga cengkih.Beberapa ekor burung telah meminum akan air mata Adam lalu berkata, "Manis sungguh air ini." Nabi Adam terdengar lalu menyangka burung itu mempersendakannya lalu ia memperhebatkan tangisannya. Lalu Allah mendengar dan menerima taubat Adam dan mewahyukan, "Hai Adam sesungguhnya belum saya pernah menciptakan air lebih lazat daripada air mata taubat mu!."
Air mata yang tiada di tuntut ·
Janganlah menangis kalau tak tercapai cita-cita bukan kah Tuhan yang telah menentukannya. ·
Janganlah menangis kerana cinta tak berbalas mungkin dia bukanlah jodoh yang telah Tuhan tetapkan·
Janganlah menangis jika gagal dalam peperiksaan mungkin kita kurang membuat persediaan·
Jangan menangis kalau wang kita hilang di jalanan sebab mungkin kita kurang bersedekah buat amalan
Dari itu.. ..??
Simpanlah air mata-air mata tangisan itu semua buat bekalan untuk menginsafi di atas segala kecuaian yang telah melanda diri, segala dosa-dosa yang berupa bintik2 hitam yang telah mengkelamkan hati hingga sukar untuk menerima hidayah dari Allah swt.
Serulah air mata itu dari persembunyiannya di balik kelopak mata agar ia menitis membasahi dan mencuci hati agar ia putih kembali dan juga semoga ia dapat melebur dosa2 dan moga-moga akan mendapat ampunanNya jua.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Wanita dan warna kegemarannya
Assalamualaikum wbt. Menurut pengkaji, wanita dapat dinilai perwatakannya melalui warna kegemarannya. Di sini, disebut serba ringkas tentang wanita, warna dan tafsiran perwatakannya.
MERAH
Berani, emosional, tegas tamak, tahan melarat dan suka bersenang-senang.
BIRU
Setia pada pasangan, pandai menyimpan wang, kuat kemahuan, suka berterus-terang, jujur, cekap memberi maaf dan tegas.
HIJAU
Subur, suka kepada kebahagiaan, tidak suka bergaduh atau bertekak, patuh pada pegangan agama, suka berhias, teguh pendirian hingga kadang-kadang seakan kolot.
HITAM
Suka menyendiri, prihatin, kuat menghadapi dugaan hidup, tidak mudah dipengaruhi, kuat berfikir, setia pada pasangan, baik hati tetapi cepat tersinggung.
COKLAT
Kaya dengan sifat keibuan, suka merenadh diri, sopan santun, halus budi pekerti, hati mudah merasa was-was dan takut berbuat salah.
UNGU
Pemurah dan merdeka hatinya, tidak suka diperintah, berinisiatif, bijak tetapi agak beremosi, keinginannya tidak meluap-luap.
KELABU
Suka merendah diri, tenang, suka mengalah, suka berkorban, cerdas dan bijak.
KUNING
Menyukai ilmu, gemar membaca, tekun, cerdas dan tabah menghadapi cabaran.
PUTIH
Bersih fikirannya (tidak banyak prasangka), berkata benar, jujur, rendah hati, sopan santun, ramah, kuat menerima ilmu, sentiasa tenteram hatinya, suka menolong dan hidup bertawakal.
MERAH
Berani, emosional, tegas tamak, tahan melarat dan suka bersenang-senang.
BIRU
Setia pada pasangan, pandai menyimpan wang, kuat kemahuan, suka berterus-terang, jujur, cekap memberi maaf dan tegas.
HIJAU
Subur, suka kepada kebahagiaan, tidak suka bergaduh atau bertekak, patuh pada pegangan agama, suka berhias, teguh pendirian hingga kadang-kadang seakan kolot.
HITAM
Suka menyendiri, prihatin, kuat menghadapi dugaan hidup, tidak mudah dipengaruhi, kuat berfikir, setia pada pasangan, baik hati tetapi cepat tersinggung.
COKLAT
Kaya dengan sifat keibuan, suka merenadh diri, sopan santun, halus budi pekerti, hati mudah merasa was-was dan takut berbuat salah.
UNGU
Pemurah dan merdeka hatinya, tidak suka diperintah, berinisiatif, bijak tetapi agak beremosi, keinginannya tidak meluap-luap.
KELABU
Suka merendah diri, tenang, suka mengalah, suka berkorban, cerdas dan bijak.
KUNING
Menyukai ilmu, gemar membaca, tekun, cerdas dan tabah menghadapi cabaran.
PUTIH
Bersih fikirannya (tidak banyak prasangka), berkata benar, jujur, rendah hati, sopan santun, ramah, kuat menerima ilmu, sentiasa tenteram hatinya, suka menolong dan hidup bertawakal.
Fast Fact Collections
1.A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2. (Why?)
2.A "Blue Moon" is the second full moon in a calendar month (it is rarely blue).
3.A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.
4.A "jiffy" is actually a proper time unit for 1/100th of a second
5.A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
6.A 1,200-pound horse eats about seven times it's own weight each year.
7.A 1.5 oz. milk chocolate bar has only 220 calories. A 1.75 oz. serving of potato chips has 230 calories.
8.A 10-gallon hat actually only holds about 3/4 gallon.
9.A 14-year old French girl had extraordinary electrical power. With a gentle touch she could knock over heavy pieces of furniture and people in physical contact with her received an electrical shock.
10.A 17 year old girl from Miami, Florida started to sneeze on 4th January'66 ant continued till 8th June'66.
11.A 6 pound sea-hare can lay 40,000eggs in a single minute.
12.A 7-year study, which concluded in the summer of 2000, found that 33 U.S. deaths were caused by rottweilers, pit bulls were responsible for 27 deaths.
13.A acre of coffee trees can produce up to 10,000 pounds of coffee cherries. That amounts to approximately 2000 pounds of beans after hulling or milling.
14.A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
15.A Baboon called "Jackie" became a private in the South African army in World War I.
16.A bat is the only mammal that flies.
17.A bathometer is an instrument for indicating the depth of the sea beneath a moving vessel.
18.A bean has more DNA per cell than a human cell
19.A bee could travel 4 million miles (6.5 million km) at 7 mph (11 km/h) on the energy it would obtain from 1 gallon ( 3.785 liters) of nectar, or it could just sit down on and enjoy that honey properly.
20.A beaver's teeth never stop growing.
21.A bibliophile is a collector of rare books. A bibliopole is a seller of rare books.
22.A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.
23.A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
24.A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.
25.A body decomposes four times as fast in water than on land.
26.A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
27.A bowling pin only needs to tilt 7.5 degrees to fall.
28.A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
29.A butterfly can look at you through 12,000 eyes.
30.A Californian doctor has set the record of eating 17 bananas in two minutes.
31.A Canadian tattoo artist had 4,831 tattoos on his body.
32.A capon is a castrated rooster.
33.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
34.A cat has 4 rows of whiskers.
35.A cat uses it's whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
36.A chameleon can move its eyes in two directions at the same time.
37.A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.
38.A Cheetah at full speed takes strides of 8 meters.
39.A cheetah is the fastest animal, clocked in at: 70mph.
40.A chef's hat is tall and balloons at the top so as to counteract the intense heat in the kitchen. The unique shape allows air to circulate around the scalp, keeping the head cool.
41.A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
42.A chicken who just lost its head can run the length of a football field before dropping dead.
43.A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.
44.A citizen of Calcutta, India , grew the fingernails on his left hand to a length of 76 inches.
45.A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are known as fingers.
46.A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
47.A cockroaches favorite food is the glue on the back of stamps.
48.A company, Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song "Happy Birthday".
49.A Cornish game hen is really a young chicken, usually 5 to 6 weeks of age, that weighs no more than 2 pounds.
50.A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph.
51.A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
52.A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
53.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
54.A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.
55.A cucumber is 96% water.
56.A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout.
57.A day on the planet Mercury is twice as long as its year.
58.A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
59.A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
60.A device invented sometime around the time of the birth of Jesus as a primitive steam engine by the Greek engineer Hero is used today as a rotating sprinkler.
61.A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.
62.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
63.A dog can hear high frequency sounds, which a human ear cannot.
64.A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.
65.A dragonfly can fly 25 mph.
66.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
67.A dragonfly is also known as "devil's darning needle", "horse stinger" and "devil's steelyard".
68.A Fag is to work hard or to tire by strenuous activity and cigarettes are sometimes called Fags
69.A fagot is a bundle of sticks or a bundle of pieces of wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or hammering at high temperature.
70.A father Emperor penguin withstands the Antarctic cold for 60 days or more to protect his eggs, which he keeps on his feet, covered with a feathered flap. During this entire time he doesn't eat a thing. Most father penguins lose about 25 pounds while they wait for their babies to hatch. Afterward, they feed the chicks a special liquid from their throats. When the mother penguins return to care for the young, the fathers go to sea to eat and rest.
71.A father sea catfish keeps the eggs of his young in his mouth until they are ready to hatch. He will not eat until his young are born, which may take several weeks.
72.A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
73.A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
74.A female swine or sow will always have an even number of teats or nipples.
75.A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.
76.A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.
77.A fish's memory span is 3 seconds.
78.A five and a half year old weighing 250 pounds was exhibited at a meeting of the Physical Society of Vienna on December 4, 1894. She ate a normal diet and was otherwise in good health. The problem: she wasn't able to sweat.
79.A flea can jump 350 times is own body length. (say..you jumping the length of a soccer field)thanx seraph
80.A flock of sheep grazed during Woodrow Wilson's term. Their wool was sold to raise money for the Red Cross during World War I.
81.A fly always jumps backwards for a quick getaway when you try to hit it.
82.A fly hums in the middle octave, key F.
83.A foal is a baby horse.
84.A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon.
85.A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.
86.A full-grown pumpkin has about 15 miles of roots.
87.A ghost writer pens an anonymous book.
88.A giant squid has eyes that can grow up to 20 inches in diameter. (Now think of how big your computer screen is..)
89.A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can.
90.A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. i know some people who can do some amazing stuff too.
91.A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
92.A googol is a 1 followed by 100 zeros. Mathematician Edward Kasner supposedly asked his nephew Milton Sirotta to suggest a name for the number, and he came up with this word.
93.A grasshopper needs a minimum temperature of 62 degrees Fahrenheit in order to be able to hop.
94.A group od geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group in the air is a skein.
95.A group of crows is called a murder.
96.A hamlet is a village without a church and a town is not a city until it has a cathedral.
97.A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
98.A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
99.A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.
100.A hedgehog's heart beats 190 times a minute on average and drops to only 20 beats per minute during hibernation.
2.A "Blue Moon" is the second full moon in a calendar month (it is rarely blue).
3.A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.
4.A "jiffy" is actually a proper time unit for 1/100th of a second
5.A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
6.A 1,200-pound horse eats about seven times it's own weight each year.
7.A 1.5 oz. milk chocolate bar has only 220 calories. A 1.75 oz. serving of potato chips has 230 calories.
8.A 10-gallon hat actually only holds about 3/4 gallon.
9.A 14-year old French girl had extraordinary electrical power. With a gentle touch she could knock over heavy pieces of furniture and people in physical contact with her received an electrical shock.
10.A 17 year old girl from Miami, Florida started to sneeze on 4th January'66 ant continued till 8th June'66.
11.A 6 pound sea-hare can lay 40,000eggs in a single minute.
12.A 7-year study, which concluded in the summer of 2000, found that 33 U.S. deaths were caused by rottweilers, pit bulls were responsible for 27 deaths.
13.A acre of coffee trees can produce up to 10,000 pounds of coffee cherries. That amounts to approximately 2000 pounds of beans after hulling or milling.
14.A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
15.A Baboon called "Jackie" became a private in the South African army in World War I.
16.A bat is the only mammal that flies.
17.A bathometer is an instrument for indicating the depth of the sea beneath a moving vessel.
18.A bean has more DNA per cell than a human cell
19.A bee could travel 4 million miles (6.5 million km) at 7 mph (11 km/h) on the energy it would obtain from 1 gallon ( 3.785 liters) of nectar, or it could just sit down on and enjoy that honey properly.
20.A beaver's teeth never stop growing.
21.A bibliophile is a collector of rare books. A bibliopole is a seller of rare books.
22.A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.
23.A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
24.A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.
25.A body decomposes four times as fast in water than on land.
26.A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
27.A bowling pin only needs to tilt 7.5 degrees to fall.
28.A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
29.A butterfly can look at you through 12,000 eyes.
30.A Californian doctor has set the record of eating 17 bananas in two minutes.
31.A Canadian tattoo artist had 4,831 tattoos on his body.
32.A capon is a castrated rooster.
33.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
34.A cat has 4 rows of whiskers.
35.A cat uses it's whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
36.A chameleon can move its eyes in two directions at the same time.
37.A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.
38.A Cheetah at full speed takes strides of 8 meters.
39.A cheetah is the fastest animal, clocked in at: 70mph.
40.A chef's hat is tall and balloons at the top so as to counteract the intense heat in the kitchen. The unique shape allows air to circulate around the scalp, keeping the head cool.
41.A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
42.A chicken who just lost its head can run the length of a football field before dropping dead.
43.A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.
44.A citizen of Calcutta, India , grew the fingernails on his left hand to a length of 76 inches.
45.A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are known as fingers.
46.A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
47.A cockroaches favorite food is the glue on the back of stamps.
48.A company, Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song "Happy Birthday".
49.A Cornish game hen is really a young chicken, usually 5 to 6 weeks of age, that weighs no more than 2 pounds.
50.A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph.
51.A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
52.A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
53.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
54.A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.
55.A cucumber is 96% water.
56.A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout.
57.A day on the planet Mercury is twice as long as its year.
58.A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
59.A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
60.A device invented sometime around the time of the birth of Jesus as a primitive steam engine by the Greek engineer Hero is used today as a rotating sprinkler.
61.A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.
62.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
63.A dog can hear high frequency sounds, which a human ear cannot.
64.A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.
65.A dragonfly can fly 25 mph.
66.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
67.A dragonfly is also known as "devil's darning needle", "horse stinger" and "devil's steelyard".
68.A Fag is to work hard or to tire by strenuous activity and cigarettes are sometimes called Fags
69.A fagot is a bundle of sticks or a bundle of pieces of wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or hammering at high temperature.
70.A father Emperor penguin withstands the Antarctic cold for 60 days or more to protect his eggs, which he keeps on his feet, covered with a feathered flap. During this entire time he doesn't eat a thing. Most father penguins lose about 25 pounds while they wait for their babies to hatch. Afterward, they feed the chicks a special liquid from their throats. When the mother penguins return to care for the young, the fathers go to sea to eat and rest.
71.A father sea catfish keeps the eggs of his young in his mouth until they are ready to hatch. He will not eat until his young are born, which may take several weeks.
72.A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
73.A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
74.A female swine or sow will always have an even number of teats or nipples.
75.A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.
76.A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.
77.A fish's memory span is 3 seconds.
78.A five and a half year old weighing 250 pounds was exhibited at a meeting of the Physical Society of Vienna on December 4, 1894. She ate a normal diet and was otherwise in good health. The problem: she wasn't able to sweat.
79.A flea can jump 350 times is own body length. (say..you jumping the length of a soccer field)thanx seraph
80.A flock of sheep grazed during Woodrow Wilson's term. Their wool was sold to raise money for the Red Cross during World War I.
81.A fly always jumps backwards for a quick getaway when you try to hit it.
82.A fly hums in the middle octave, key F.
83.A foal is a baby horse.
84.A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon.
85.A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.
86.A full-grown pumpkin has about 15 miles of roots.
87.A ghost writer pens an anonymous book.
88.A giant squid has eyes that can grow up to 20 inches in diameter. (Now think of how big your computer screen is..)
89.A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can.
90.A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. i know some people who can do some amazing stuff too.
91.A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
92.A googol is a 1 followed by 100 zeros. Mathematician Edward Kasner supposedly asked his nephew Milton Sirotta to suggest a name for the number, and he came up with this word.
93.A grasshopper needs a minimum temperature of 62 degrees Fahrenheit in order to be able to hop.
94.A group od geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group in the air is a skein.
95.A group of crows is called a murder.
96.A hamlet is a village without a church and a town is not a city until it has a cathedral.
97.A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
98.A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
99.A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.
100.A hedgehog's heart beats 190 times a minute on average and drops to only 20 beats per minute during hibernation.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Bahasa Utara
AHA..NIe DIA KOLEKSI BAHASA ORG UTARA
YANG KITA DOK GUNA..
ghe-ngau…. …cakar
se-qheyat… …reda/ surut
hambat…… …kejar
pe-qhembang. …bidik (aim)
contiang…. …lukis
ligan……. …kejar
cemuih…… …bosan/ jemu
tokak……. …gigit
gey-ghek…. …basikal
gon……… …cerun (bukit kecil)
belemoih…. …comot/ kotor
tetomoih…. …tersungkor
ku-tey…… …cubit
hebiaq…… …celupar
maneh melecaih…. tersangat manis
Lincun/lencun. …basah
lokoih…… ……kuyup
kawaq……. ……pencuri
kanyaq…… …mentah (berhingus)
ketegaq….. …degil
he-ghot petot…..senget benget
me-ghela…. ..gatal
log laq…….cemekap/ cuai
hawin……. ..pusing
punggai….. baling/ lempar
tengalong… ..tuju/ baling
me-ghe-kah.. ..Kupas/ koyak
ayaq achaq…..air longkang
ha-ghin….. …hancing
kelepiaq…. …melibas
kelolo…… …”tak berapa betoi”
hemoi……. ..”muka tak malu”
me-ghe-nyeh. ……menggatal
da-oh……. …tak “matching”
hapak pera’e…… ..bau hapak
hijau me-ghe-ngak. ..telalu “hijau”
celuih…… …muat
me-ghelit me-ghelap… berkilau- kilau
me-ghe-yup.. …..jauh/ sayup
ghem-pang… ….”tergedik- gedik”
kampoi…… ….kumpul/ kaut
je-ghang…. ….rebus
capoi……. ….celupar
te-ghe-bey.. ….lastik
melo-ghoih.. ….lucut/ gelongsor
me-gho-not.. ….membongkok
sene-gheh… ….selisih
be-gha-chaq. ….comot/ kotor
kahaq……. …nakal
pedo…….. …hati-hati
peysoh…… …urus
hapuih…… …tenggelam (lemas)
ghan-dok…. ….redah
se-ghoh….. ….kebah/ kurus
ghen-jong… …..tinggi lampai
pe-gho-ngoih. …..panas baran
takek……. ….ketuk/ potong
be-ghemba… ….bersaing/ lumba
ghe-tiaq…. ….ikhtiar/ fikir
ge-ghet….. ….gigit
tahaq……. …tahan
gha-gaih…. …panjat
melewaq….. …merayau
melahaq….. …kebulur
gha-bat….. …naik/panjat
ghim-bok…. ….belasah
melilau….. ….jalan- jalan
cuak…….. ….seram
juih…….. …mulut muncung
luku…….. ..ketuk kepala
ghodong….. ..melulu
ghedah…… ..redah
ayaq seghabat…. ..air sirap
peqhasat…. …….sangat dengki
mandom…… lembap
ceghoi/ca-roi. …….sangat cair
tepok……. …lumpuh
gha-bit….. ..terkoyak
kok-ko…… …dukung
terple’ot… ….terseliuh
gomoi……. …bergaduh/ bergusti
ketit……. ..cubit
ga-ghet….. .gatal/ mengada-ada
nala…….. ..tersangat
mang-kark… ..buah tak masak
bergenuak… …berduyun- duyun
pediah…… …makan
polok……. makan penuh-penuh
tey-liang… …senget
ghe-lin….. ..jeling
peng-kaq…. ..kaki tempang
me-qhe-nyut. ….serabut
kesot……. .alih
lanyau…… ..bersihkan
cempong….. ..angkat/ dukung
cepung…… …kepung
conek……. …ekor
gha-let….. …leka/cuai
cey-mey….. …mata bengkak
bakup……. …mata layu
katok……. …ketuk/ pukul
buah ce-ghe-mai.. ..buah kat kedah!
buah ghe-yang-dot. ………buah kat
kampung2 kedah!
ikan ka-ghen….. ..ikan laga
bijik ghe-mia….. warna keunguan
ikan temenung…. .ikan kembong
ketuat…… ..kutil
mengacom…. …mengadu
mengkelan… …tersangkut makanan
kueh dangai…… kueh dari kelapa parut
kueh ka-qhaih…. ..kueh macam “bihun”
mot……… .bawak/ muat
pedai ayam….kunci mangga/padlock
pre-wen….. ..sprocket/ freewheel
pe-daq…… ..rasa macam “colgate”
to-qheh….. ..turis/ calar
tunggin buyung…… “somersault”
ponen……. ..pondan/ lembut
Kesot……. ..Injak
Kedeqhat…. …Kudrat
Rabat……. ..Panjat
Ragaih…… …Panjat
Cewi…….. Belagak dgn barang baru beli
Belengaih… ….Kotor
Mengkala…. …Kalau
Katik……. ..Kecik
Celapak….. ..Dating
Se-gheyau… ….Takut- takut
Mengketedarah. …Makan
Melahaq….. ….Makan
Merenyam…. …Gatal (playgirl)
Tak dan……… Tak sempat
Ghe-nyeh…. …Senyum nampak gigi
Singkiaq…. ….Singkir
Keleboq….. …Paya
Pulun……. Sungguh- sungguh
Lagu mana…….. Macam mana
Pokai……. …Duit dah abis
Tere….Pandai
Ligan……. ..Kejar
Gelema…… ..Kahak
Herot petot……Bengkang bengkok
Je gheluih….. …Timbus
Pengkaq….. ..Jalan tak betul
Aiyo…….. Sambil tepuk dahi
Tembun…… ..Gemuk
Cemuih…… ..Bosan
Cenge……. ..Garang
Juruih…… …Sirim air
Pelaq……. ..Kurang ajaq
Kurang ajaq…….. Pelaq
Hemoi……. …Tak kisah
Lokoih…… …Basah
koi-koi….. …Pelan- pelan
Baloq liat…….. ..Malas
Terpe gheluih….. ..Jatuh
Terpelohong. ….Terbukak
Tak kelapaq….. .Tak ingin
Koroi……. Kuruih
Hinggut….. …Goyang
Ghalit…… .Lalai
Tawaq hebiaq…… .Tawar
Ro joh……..Tikam
Piau…….. ……… Original
Gostan…… …Undur
Lincin…… …Licin
Motoka…… kereta
Awat…….kenapa
Kelih……. nampak
Kelain…… ..ke tempat lain
Nyoq……. Nyiur
Menene…… .Berair
Panaih lit lit…… panas yg teramat
Toi……..permaina n galah panjang
http://amnikhassim.com
YANG KITA DOK GUNA..
ghe-ngau…. …cakar
se-qheyat… …reda/ surut
hambat…… …kejar
pe-qhembang. …bidik (aim)
contiang…. …lukis
ligan……. …kejar
cemuih…… …bosan/ jemu
tokak……. …gigit
gey-ghek…. …basikal
gon……… …cerun (bukit kecil)
belemoih…. …comot/ kotor
tetomoih…. …tersungkor
ku-tey…… …cubit
hebiaq…… …celupar
maneh melecaih…. tersangat manis
Lincun/lencun. …basah
lokoih…… ……kuyup
kawaq……. ……pencuri
kanyaq…… …mentah (berhingus)
ketegaq….. …degil
he-ghot petot…..senget benget
me-ghela…. ..gatal
log laq…….cemekap/ cuai
hawin……. ..pusing
punggai….. baling/ lempar
tengalong… ..tuju/ baling
me-ghe-kah.. ..Kupas/ koyak
ayaq achaq…..air longkang
ha-ghin….. …hancing
kelepiaq…. …melibas
kelolo…… …”tak berapa betoi”
hemoi……. ..”muka tak malu”
me-ghe-nyeh. ……menggatal
da-oh……. …tak “matching”
hapak pera’e…… ..bau hapak
hijau me-ghe-ngak. ..telalu “hijau”
celuih…… …muat
me-ghelit me-ghelap… berkilau- kilau
me-ghe-yup.. …..jauh/ sayup
ghem-pang… ….”tergedik- gedik”
kampoi…… ….kumpul/ kaut
je-ghang…. ….rebus
capoi……. ….celupar
te-ghe-bey.. ….lastik
melo-ghoih.. ….lucut/ gelongsor
me-gho-not.. ….membongkok
sene-gheh… ….selisih
be-gha-chaq. ….comot/ kotor
kahaq……. …nakal
pedo…….. …hati-hati
peysoh…… …urus
hapuih…… …tenggelam (lemas)
ghan-dok…. ….redah
se-ghoh….. ….kebah/ kurus
ghen-jong… …..tinggi lampai
pe-gho-ngoih. …..panas baran
takek……. ….ketuk/ potong
be-ghemba… ….bersaing/ lumba
ghe-tiaq…. ….ikhtiar/ fikir
ge-ghet….. ….gigit
tahaq……. …tahan
gha-gaih…. …panjat
melewaq….. …merayau
melahaq….. …kebulur
gha-bat….. …naik/panjat
ghim-bok…. ….belasah
melilau….. ….jalan- jalan
cuak…….. ….seram
juih…….. …mulut muncung
luku…….. ..ketuk kepala
ghodong….. ..melulu
ghedah…… ..redah
ayaq seghabat…. ..air sirap
peqhasat…. …….sangat dengki
mandom…… lembap
ceghoi/ca-roi. …….sangat cair
tepok……. …lumpuh
gha-bit….. ..terkoyak
kok-ko…… …dukung
terple’ot… ….terseliuh
gomoi……. …bergaduh/ bergusti
ketit……. ..cubit
ga-ghet….. .gatal/ mengada-ada
nala…….. ..tersangat
mang-kark… ..buah tak masak
bergenuak… …berduyun- duyun
pediah…… …makan
polok……. makan penuh-penuh
tey-liang… …senget
ghe-lin….. ..jeling
peng-kaq…. ..kaki tempang
me-qhe-nyut. ….serabut
kesot……. .alih
lanyau…… ..bersihkan
cempong….. ..angkat/ dukung
cepung…… …kepung
conek……. …ekor
gha-let….. …leka/cuai
cey-mey….. …mata bengkak
bakup……. …mata layu
katok……. …ketuk/ pukul
buah ce-ghe-mai.. ..buah kat kedah!
buah ghe-yang-dot. ………buah kat
kampung2 kedah!
ikan ka-ghen….. ..ikan laga
bijik ghe-mia….. warna keunguan
ikan temenung…. .ikan kembong
ketuat…… ..kutil
mengacom…. …mengadu
mengkelan… …tersangkut makanan
kueh dangai…… kueh dari kelapa parut
kueh ka-qhaih…. ..kueh macam “bihun”
mot……… .bawak/ muat
pedai ayam….kunci mangga/padlock
pre-wen….. ..sprocket/ freewheel
pe-daq…… ..rasa macam “colgate”
to-qheh….. ..turis/ calar
tunggin buyung…… “somersault”
ponen……. ..pondan/ lembut
Kesot……. ..Injak
Kedeqhat…. …Kudrat
Rabat……. ..Panjat
Ragaih…… …Panjat
Cewi…….. Belagak dgn barang baru beli
Belengaih… ….Kotor
Mengkala…. …Kalau
Katik……. ..Kecik
Celapak….. ..Dating
Se-gheyau… ….Takut- takut
Mengketedarah. …Makan
Melahaq….. ….Makan
Merenyam…. …Gatal (playgirl)
Tak dan……… Tak sempat
Ghe-nyeh…. …Senyum nampak gigi
Singkiaq…. ….Singkir
Keleboq….. …Paya
Pulun……. Sungguh- sungguh
Lagu mana…….. Macam mana
Pokai……. …Duit dah abis
Tere….Pandai
Ligan……. ..Kejar
Gelema…… ..Kahak
Herot petot……Bengkang bengkok
Je gheluih….. …Timbus
Pengkaq….. ..Jalan tak betul
Aiyo…….. Sambil tepuk dahi
Tembun…… ..Gemuk
Cemuih…… ..Bosan
Cenge……. ..Garang
Juruih…… …Sirim air
Pelaq……. ..Kurang ajaq
Kurang ajaq…….. Pelaq
Hemoi……. …Tak kisah
Lokoih…… …Basah
koi-koi….. …Pelan- pelan
Baloq liat…….. ..Malas
Terpe gheluih….. ..Jatuh
Terpelohong. ….Terbukak
Tak kelapaq….. .Tak ingin
Koroi……. Kuruih
Hinggut….. …Goyang
Ghalit…… .Lalai
Tawaq hebiaq…… .Tawar
Ro joh……..Tikam
Piau…….. ……… Original
Gostan…… …Undur
Lincin…… …Licin
Motoka…… kereta
Awat…….kenapa
Kelih……. nampak
Kelain…… ..ke tempat lain
Nyoq……. Nyiur
Menene…… .Berair
Panaih lit lit…… panas yg teramat
Toi……..permaina n galah panjang
http://amnikhassim.com
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Mengapa WANITA sangat Istimewa......
Mama dan Papa sedang menonton TV, seraya mama berkata. "..i letih la..dah lewat ni, i nak tido lah...."
Mama pun pegi dapur nak tutup tingkap dapur, nanti masuk pulak lipas...leceh pulak nanti..dah tu, ade pulak rice cooker dalam sink..rendam lepas makan tadi..basuh jap...
susun pinggan kat rak, lap dapur..terpercik kena sambal masa masak tadi...check air panas dalam flusk..takut habis pulak nanti malam anak nak susu...memang dah kering pun flusk ni, jerang la air...sementara tunggu air masak, nampak pulak bekas gula dah kosong....salin la gula...check bubur untuk anak nak hantar ke taska esok..nasib baik ade lagi...ishh. ..ni lauk bila ni, semalam...dah beku dah...basuh la kejap....pegi yard, masukkan baju kotor dalam mesin basuh...penat dah ni, besok je la basuh...sidai kaian lap je lah...
tik...bunyi air dah masak...salin air dalam flusk...ok settle...
baru teringat tak semayang lagi...on da way nak g bilik, papa tgk tv lagi...nampak pulak beg anak untuk hantar ke taska...check. ..baju 2 pasang, towel...towel kecik utk selsama...calamine lotion untuk sapu ruam...pampers 4 keping....alamak. .telupa pulak masukkan botol...basuh botol jap...ok settle...
ternampak pulak beg g keje...emm.. besok nak pakai beg polo coklat lah, asik2 pakai beg hitam ni je...salin jap barang2 g beg coklat...cek sume 6 poket beg, takut la tetinggal apa2..leceh pulak..selalunya barang yang tertinggal tu la yang nak pakai nanti...hishhh sempit la beg ni...hangin je...nak kena beli ni beg baru...rasenya 25 hb ni Sogo sale nih...mana flyers tadi ek...ha ni die..ok, catit jap kat yellow sticker, nanti lupa..ok settle...
Tetiba dengar suara papa..."..u buat apa lagi tu..tadi kata nak tido.."...."..yelah nak tido la ni..nak smayang jap..."
masuk toilet..buat apa2 yang patut...cuci muka dulu..2 jenis lak tu...adoi..gosok gigi...smayang. ..pakai toner...pakai treatment cream...nak lawa and maintain punya pasal lah ni...
nanti orang kata baru anak satu dah macam anak 4 pulak...huhuhuhu. ..
bukak almari...emmm. ..pakai baju hijau ni lah besok...gosok kejap..check baju papa, baju papa pun kena gosok jugak ni...kat bilik belakang...
la, napa komputer ni tak tutup ni..gelas kopi pun ade lagi, dah bersemut dah..ishhh ...g dapur, basuh, sambung gosok baju...gantung elok2...kemaskan baju gantung2...masukkan seluar papa yang dah kotor dalam tempat kotor...ok settle..
dgr suara papa lagi..."..i dah ngantuk ni.."..dalam pada nak masuk ke bilik...owh. ..pokok aku dah nak mati ni ha..lupa dah 3 hari tak siram...ok, siram jap...check jap pintu ni...sah tak kunci lagi...grill pun tak tutup..ni kalau tak check ni, senang2 je mat indon masuk rompak umah aku...bukak lampu luar..
ni mainan ni sepah2...masukkan la dalam bakul mainan budak ni...banyak nya...sampai bawah meja makan pun ade...adoi.. ..ok dah ...
ok dah boleh baring...adoi sakitnya pinggang...cium si comel ni kejap...selimutkan die...la..napa basah ni...emm, tukar la pempers ni...tak bagus la brand ni, nanti nak tukar lain la...nanti g Sogo 25 hb ni beli la skali...ok sayang tido k...kalau boleh jangan la bangun tgh malam ni eh..tido sampai pagi k...gud nite..sweet dreams...
aaahh...sedapnya dapat baring...mana pulak lotion sapu kurus aku nih...ha, ni dia...sambil sapu lotion kurus,,,setkan alarm...setkan program kerja besok...pg kul 9.30 ade meeting..
ahh...boring. ..panas pulak lotion nih..dah la...emm..sedapnya lelapkan mata...Ya Allah...terima kasih untuk rezekiMU hari ini,...mohon keberkatan dari mu tuhan...papa pun bangun tutup tv..."...i dah ngantuk sangat ni...nak tido lah...citer pun tak best malam ni, bola pun takde..."...selang seminit ...dengar suara papa berkeruh...dah agak dah....
So?....apa yang peliknya..??
Anda tahu kenapa wanita hidup lebih lama?...SEBAB ADE BANYAK KERJA NAK KENA BUAT....tu yang tak boleh nak mati cepat tu...
Hantarkan ke 5 WANITA yang anda rasa hebat...pasti anda disayangi kerana memahami mereka...well, women understand women better...
foward jugak kat lelaki-lelaki so mereka akan hargai emak, isteri, dan kawan 2 dengan lebih baik lagi...
Tak kira la wanita berkerjaya atau surirumah... setiap wanita adalah istemewa dengan cara mereka sendiri...
Kalau lelaki mengakui kebenaran ini....hormat dah hargailah mereka...untuk keperibadian dan kebolehan mereka untuk berdikari...
Mama pun pegi dapur nak tutup tingkap dapur, nanti masuk pulak lipas...leceh pulak nanti..dah tu, ade pulak rice cooker dalam sink..rendam lepas makan tadi..basuh jap...
susun pinggan kat rak, lap dapur..terpercik kena sambal masa masak tadi...check air panas dalam flusk..takut habis pulak nanti malam anak nak susu...memang dah kering pun flusk ni, jerang la air...sementara tunggu air masak, nampak pulak bekas gula dah kosong....salin la gula...check bubur untuk anak nak hantar ke taska esok..nasib baik ade lagi...ishh. ..ni lauk bila ni, semalam...dah beku dah...basuh la kejap....pegi yard, masukkan baju kotor dalam mesin basuh...penat dah ni, besok je la basuh...sidai kaian lap je lah...
tik...bunyi air dah masak...salin air dalam flusk...ok settle...
baru teringat tak semayang lagi...on da way nak g bilik, papa tgk tv lagi...nampak pulak beg anak untuk hantar ke taska...check. ..baju 2 pasang, towel...towel kecik utk selsama...calamine lotion untuk sapu ruam...pampers 4 keping....alamak. .telupa pulak masukkan botol...basuh botol jap...ok settle...
ternampak pulak beg g keje...emm.. besok nak pakai beg polo coklat lah, asik2 pakai beg hitam ni je...salin jap barang2 g beg coklat...cek sume 6 poket beg, takut la tetinggal apa2..leceh pulak..selalunya barang yang tertinggal tu la yang nak pakai nanti...hishhh sempit la beg ni...hangin je...nak kena beli ni beg baru...rasenya 25 hb ni Sogo sale nih...mana flyers tadi ek...ha ni die..ok, catit jap kat yellow sticker, nanti lupa..ok settle...
Tetiba dengar suara papa..."..u buat apa lagi tu..tadi kata nak tido.."...."..yelah nak tido la ni..nak smayang jap..."
masuk toilet..buat apa2 yang patut...cuci muka dulu..2 jenis lak tu...adoi..gosok gigi...smayang. ..pakai toner...pakai treatment cream...nak lawa and maintain punya pasal lah ni...
nanti orang kata baru anak satu dah macam anak 4 pulak...huhuhuhu. ..
bukak almari...emmm. ..pakai baju hijau ni lah besok...gosok kejap..check baju papa, baju papa pun kena gosok jugak ni...kat bilik belakang...
la, napa komputer ni tak tutup ni..gelas kopi pun ade lagi, dah bersemut dah..ishhh ...g dapur, basuh, sambung gosok baju...gantung elok2...kemaskan baju gantung2...masukkan seluar papa yang dah kotor dalam tempat kotor...ok settle..
dgr suara papa lagi..."..i dah ngantuk ni.."..dalam pada nak masuk ke bilik...owh. ..pokok aku dah nak mati ni ha..lupa dah 3 hari tak siram...ok, siram jap...check jap pintu ni...sah tak kunci lagi...grill pun tak tutup..ni kalau tak check ni, senang2 je mat indon masuk rompak umah aku...bukak lampu luar..
ni mainan ni sepah2...masukkan la dalam bakul mainan budak ni...banyak nya...sampai bawah meja makan pun ade...adoi.. ..ok dah ...
ok dah boleh baring...adoi sakitnya pinggang...cium si comel ni kejap...selimutkan die...la..napa basah ni...emm, tukar la pempers ni...tak bagus la brand ni, nanti nak tukar lain la...nanti g Sogo 25 hb ni beli la skali...ok sayang tido k...kalau boleh jangan la bangun tgh malam ni eh..tido sampai pagi k...gud nite..sweet dreams...
aaahh...sedapnya dapat baring...mana pulak lotion sapu kurus aku nih...ha, ni dia...sambil sapu lotion kurus,,,setkan alarm...setkan program kerja besok...pg kul 9.30 ade meeting..
ahh...boring. ..panas pulak lotion nih..dah la...emm..sedapnya lelapkan mata...Ya Allah...terima kasih untuk rezekiMU hari ini,...mohon keberkatan dari mu tuhan...papa pun bangun tutup tv..."...i dah ngantuk sangat ni...nak tido lah...citer pun tak best malam ni, bola pun takde..."...selang seminit ...dengar suara papa berkeruh...dah agak dah....
So?....apa yang peliknya..??
Anda tahu kenapa wanita hidup lebih lama?...SEBAB ADE BANYAK KERJA NAK KENA BUAT....tu yang tak boleh nak mati cepat tu...
Hantarkan ke 5 WANITA yang anda rasa hebat...pasti anda disayangi kerana memahami mereka...well, women understand women better...
foward jugak kat lelaki-lelaki so mereka akan hargai emak, isteri, dan kawan 2 dengan lebih baik lagi...
Tak kira la wanita berkerjaya atau surirumah... setiap wanita adalah istemewa dengan cara mereka sendiri...
Kalau lelaki mengakui kebenaran ini....hormat dah hargailah mereka...untuk keperibadian dan kebolehan mereka untuk berdikari...
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Malasnya
Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah negeri dimana semua rakyatnya amat RAJIN belaka tidak ada yang malas.
Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku
Katanya : "saya adalah yang paling malas"
Raja pun bertanya : "apa tahap malas awak?"
Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut :"kalau saya hendak makan,ada orang yang menyuapkan saya".
Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi : "Saya lebih malas lagi dari dia tuanku".
Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : "sampai mana pulak tahap malas awak?"
maka jawabnya : "Kalau saya makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan".
Maka raja pun terdiam.....
Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki datang kepadanya sambil berkata:
"saya adalah yang paling malas tuanku".
Raja pun bertanya: "bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awak?"
budak itu pun menjawab : "Nak cite pun malas".
Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku
Katanya : "saya adalah yang paling malas"
Raja pun bertanya : "apa tahap malas awak?"
Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut :"kalau saya hendak makan,ada orang yang menyuapkan saya".
Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi : "Saya lebih malas lagi dari dia tuanku".
Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : "sampai mana pulak tahap malas awak?"
maka jawabnya : "Kalau saya makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan".
Maka raja pun terdiam.....
Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki datang kepadanya sambil berkata:
"saya adalah yang paling malas tuanku".
Raja pun bertanya: "bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awak?"
budak itu pun menjawab : "Nak cite pun malas".
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